I have pink eye. The source of it is uncertain, and while pink eye is really not that bad, in the words of Izzy "this day is terrible." It probably doesn't help that I also have this chronic cold, I had to miss a whole day of work, and I did absolutely nothing productive today, but I didn't rest at all either. On the bright side I only had to pay $4 instead of $60 for eye drops, thanks generic drugs, and thanks Rebekah for driving me everywhere, sorry I infected your whole family.
Dear pink eye, please go away soon, you make my eyes so hurty.